A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.
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Get the Illuminati Lahey mug.A former organization from the last century, consisting of scientists that wanted to escape from the (at the time) strictly religious outside world. After science became a subject to freely discuss in public without danger, the Illuminati disbanded.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
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This is the Christianity of the Americans - Chatah kingdom /Redindians, it was taken from the Oldest Bible, HERBREW 10 VERSES 32 That believes that Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was crucified to give us salvation - Illuminati And was risen on the third day to give us the joy of salvation and have gone to prepare a place for believers in Heaven his father's throne is.
This is also the culture, tradition and the legal system of America.
This is the Christianity of the Americans - Chatah kingdom /Redindians, it was taken from the Oldest Bible, HERBREW 10 VERSES 32 That believes that Jesus Christ is the only son of God, he was crucified to give us salvation - Illuminati And was risen on the third day to give us the joy of salvation and have gone to prepare a place for believers in Heaven his father's throne is.
This is also the culture, tradition and the legal system of America.
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