A known member of the illuminati. Hobbies and special skills consist of voodoo doll making, shrine building, and sleeping on couches.
by Robicoraeary March 7, 2017
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Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Its name was based on the verb 'to illuminate', due to the members of the former group seeking enlightenment about the world.
In recent years, people started claiming that the Illuminati is some sort of conspiracy order/deity rising to, if not already at, total control of the world.
Said people also claimed the eye within a triangle (the Owl's Eye) found on dollar bills is an "All seeing eye", that is found within any shape that could be seen as a triangle, or anything that could end up with 3 (due to triangles having three sides), no matter how indirect.
Conspiracy theorist: "Illuminati is everywhere! It's controlling us all!"
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
Random bystander: "Not sure if that guy is desperately trying to be funny, or actually stupid."
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OMG IS THAT ILLUMINATI!
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The (Illuminati)...One world government print the money and only care about power and control over the human mind.
by ANONYMOUSLY WOKE August 25, 2022
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Brainwashed victim: The president is a friggin reptile because of the Illuminati!!!!
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
Another person: *crunch crunch* mmmm, cheesy chip.
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