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From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007
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I wouldn't put anything past her.

You can never know with her.
- She would never publish our love letters on the internet.
- I wouldn't put anything past her.
by kriszta June 11, 2006
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I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
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i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.
Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...
by Bourke January 12, 2009
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Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010
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I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s
Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!
by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009
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