From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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I would • I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic • I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers • I wouldn't say no • I would, but I'm pregnant • I would _____ to _____ • i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] • I would do her • I would do my part • I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
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"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
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