Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.
Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.
bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..
bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...
steve: your such a hypocrite.
by Hmmm. ? July 27, 2009
Get the Hypocrite mug.Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!
Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.
Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!
Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.
Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!
by flavoredclover November 27, 2007
Get the hypocrite mug.ew, she's so hipocritical
by kidsnloijvr June 17, 2008
Get the hipocritical mug.by nethcev! August 24, 2006
Get the hypocrite mug.When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya
Origin:libya
When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018
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by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
Get the Hypocritical Humor mug.A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.
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