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Humph

Humph: An emotionless, egotistical male with a tendency to hump anything possible.
Never being able to scratch ones urge to humph
by Andy Fordpork November 24, 2021
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Humph

Humph: An emotionless, egotistical male with a tendency to hump anything possible.
Never being able to scratch ones urge to humph
by Andy Fordpork November 24, 2021
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Humphrey

A pretty cool name I’d say, meaning Bear Cub/ Peaceful Warrior. I know a few people called Humphrey, proper down to earth souls that can only see the best in people, they look past the bad. Norman/ German origin so that means they’re normally tall, blonde and fabulous. They’ll fiercely protect their own so don’t mess with them. They’re lovers of the outdoors, enjoy camping and sitting round a fire telling jokes and toasting to the good life with their friends and family. Extremely humble and grateful for what they’re given in this life and look forward to the next. Keep your Humphrey close, they’re very special people.
by goodforyou2987 November 26, 2021
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humphdidiliumph

a longer term for humph, made to rhyme.
Humphdidiliumph, I left my pencil at home.
by AestheticPanda January 3, 2022
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Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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humpha

When you have contempt, rarity from my little pony did it ask her too if you want a good definition

It is also a term a spoiled brat or snobby rich person would use when they think they have been treated in a way that is absolutely unacceptable!
Random rich snobby person #1: Well I never! Humpha!
Random rich snobby person #2: Harumph! *adjusts monocle*
by peachcupid February 21, 2022
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Humphrey

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.

Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.

Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is.
Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
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