hooning

To rain heavily

What a miserable day; it’s absolutely hooning it down out there.

by Roydon Liz August 14, 2019

Hooping

Pooping in a basketball hoop

Hooping: Bruh I got so mad on the court today I took a ladder and hooped right in the basket

by Akaphederstein January 7, 2019

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Robin Hooding

A variation of a three-way in which a male is performing anal sex on another male who is simulaneously performing anal sex on a female (all while standing), stemming from when Robin Hood shot an arrow directly into the butt of another arrow.

The gay dude ended up Robin Hooding his boyfriend and a chick from the bar.

by Sho'tay July 22, 2010

Hooning

When you vomit so hard that you queef at the same time.

Kelly: "Have you seen Becky?"

Jessica: "I think she's in the upstairs bathroom hooning"

by Spailey March 15, 2016

hooking up

The act of giving drugs to another.

Some crack dealers must have really hooked up some of the losers writing definitions for 'hooking up'.

by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself March 22, 2004