Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.

I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!

by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

george holden

A lanky Irish man that looks like Disney sensation dumbo

Who’s that big eared fellow, must be George holden

by PumpkinLov3r69 September 29, 2019

Angelina Holden

A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.

Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her

by StripperSloth February 2, 2018

Holden Rodeo

What do you call a 80 year old queer at the mardi gras? A Rodeo driver. Only gay fat men drive this kind of car, it’s a piece of shit and you might aswell buy a Ford falcon and put 33s on it

“Did you see Jeffreys new car it’s one of those shit box woman’s cars that old queers get”

Definition of a Holden rodeo; A piece of shit

by Jeffrey Keena May 24, 2022

Holden Torana

One of the greatest Australian cars of all time. First produced in 1967, the Torana would become an Australian icon, thanks greatly to Peter Brock and his many victories at Bathurst. 1977 brought about the LX model, which allowed buyers the A9X option. A fuckin beast. 308 Holden V8 with performance brakes and exhaust. The UC model was a fuckin shit heap. Still better than anything from Japan. Now a highly sort after vehicle and a dream addition to any true Australian garage.

Robbo and his fuckin Holden Torana are doing doughies at the Woodridge High School oval.

by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018

that bugger stole my holden

used to refer to a person in a derogatory manner

That bugger stole my holden!

by Little bugger January 30, 2018

Holden

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.

"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"

by HoldenLover February 12, 2022