hobbiting

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

by JeanClaudePignut April 8, 2009

hobbit hole

see butthole. Merry likes to lick Pippins hobbit hole.

Oy! Merry, lick me hobbit hole!

by Mr. Cynic July 31, 2005

hobbitz

noun - large breasts

Check out the hobbitz on that beeyatch!

by Brendan H January 16, 2003

hobbiting

Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.

Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.

by Cdeath January 14, 2009

hobbit

The creature that is created when a hobo and a rabbit reproduce.

Is that a hobbit over there? No that's a hobo and a rabbit, but there making a hobbit.

by purplemushrooms January 11, 2013

hobbit

An insult given to small people.

"Keyligh You're A Hobbit"

by Stephen September 1, 2004

hobbit

A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.

This midget is such a hobbit!

by SuperUnitato69 June 8, 2014