Homonecide

Murder for profit. Bling bling, you're dead.

"Wow chief, looks like another homonecide. Those tire tracks are from a Rolls."

"Yeah, why can't those bastards be happy with nickel and dime killings? This is just ostentatious."

by HumorSmith April 20, 2008

homonecromastabeastabaster

One who enjoys jacking off dead animals.

"I can't believe i walked in on garrett jerkin off his dead dog...he is such a homonecromastabeastabaster.

by Grizzle_fur October 8, 2008

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010

Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile

A person with the unruly tendency to have sex with dead, partially decomposed (to poop-like consistency), baby male animals.

Hey kids, the bible only condones fucking between a man and a woman. Don't become homonecrobeastopedofecalphiles!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!

by AdawgChaydawg October 7, 2013

hoco after party

A huge hangout after a legit bomb af party

Yo Dudue, hoco after party?
Bruh, get in legit on this bomb af.

by cAyoub May 31, 2016

Hocknull

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Hocknull' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to Hocknull, because it's the same length.

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Hocknull' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with a Hocknull fuck yeah

by Hi Lo piccolosEe June 28, 2016

HOCO

Hoes and cocaine.

Man1: Where the fuck is the HOCO at?!
Man2: *throws HOCO at the man1 face*

by devilarcs October 24, 2019