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Hippo Punch

When a gent is enjoying some anal love with his lady, he can punch her in her kidneys, making her prolapse all over his member.
"I hippo punched Tracy last night, best thing I ever did. Came like a trooper. Mind you she's had to go to the hospital now."
by IkeBox January 30, 2009
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Hippo nips

Person 1: "Looks at that man's hippo nips!"

Person 2: "Noice man."
by PennerSnapple October 16, 2017
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crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
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skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.
Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!
by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018
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Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.
Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.
by chinbinshin January 2, 2014
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Doin' the hippo

A dance move of Toronto origins practiced mainly by relocated Australians. It is a fad dance that plays on planking and personal jokes. It sets out to disturb the traditional ideals of club dance music where one would usual exert more passion as a song builds and up and breaks down, the hippo is the opposite side of the spectrum where one intends to be as quite, slumped and still as possible at the climactic part of a song.
bang! He just nailed the hippo!" "he just hippo'd the shit out of the dance floor! "HE'S DOIN' THE HIPPO!"
by Brecon18 June 21, 2011
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Happy Hippos

A German treat that is pretty much a biscuit shaped like a hippopotamus with white and dark chocolate filling and chocolate sprinkles.
My mother went to World Market and got some Happy Hippos.
by EmeraldCat September 8, 2013
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