A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
by Sore Ant October 20, 2009
Man, my computer has cyber herpes!
by M Elgar February 10, 2008
Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
by The Pop Sucker January 02, 2011
when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
by Emobubbles August 18, 2010
1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.
Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"
Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"
by onecrazybeach April 30, 2011
by That guy over by the icecream November 21, 2010
is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.
by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010