helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

hellmuth

The king of the luckboxes! A person that needs a boat on the river or some exceptional card luck to win.

Oh boy, you sure got hellmuthed by him today!

by Joey Fisher July 26, 2006

Hellmouth

One who is forced to or unwittingly swallows human sperm.

She kissed me after and I think I gotta case of the Hellmouth!

by jackofalltrades56 March 12, 2011

hellametoo

Hellametoo, pronounced hell-a-mee-tew, is a very usefull word. it is a statement of complete agreement.

For example,

"I loved that movie we saw last night" said Mark.

Suddenly Matt replied, "hellametoo!"

by God's Gangsta' September 3, 2009

Helium Head

Rappers and / or people who feel like their feet NEVER touch the ground by usually possessing a ridiculous sense of entitlement with little to no action meriting such sense.

That dude is such a Helium head. The only reason he has anything is because his rich daddy buys him everything.

This rapper is the biggest Helium head i have ever seen. Dude thinks he's hot shit just because he has like 800 FaceBook likes

by Casper (Origonally by Zero) October 26, 2012

hellmich

Every team has that "one guy". You know who I'm talking about. The one that sits in the corner stinking up the place. The guy that cooks cauliflower in the microwave. The guy that has the smelly shoes under his desk. The guy that WFH but is never online all day. We call this type of guy...the Hellmich. He's also known to spend long stretches of time in the bathroom washing his hands for no reason.

Guy 1 - Dude who blew up the breakroom with that awful smell?
Guy2 - It had to be the Hellmich!

by Atlas Jenkins February 24, 2015

Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils

Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018