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Blue Jean Harmonica

When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.
My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.
by BigBrother1845 November 2, 2008
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rusty harmonica

When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.
by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010
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Harmonica

A harmonica is an instrument made for the use of those who go to oxford university and think it is cool.
'HEY JACK LOOK AT MY HARMONICA'
'faggot'

#truestory
by HackRheTon January 24, 2012
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fish harmonica

A woman's cooter, especially one involved in oral sex
This girl totally let me play her fish harmonica after one date.
by Lumpy Stiltskin October 29, 2015
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harmonica player

That stout looking lady with the mullet is a harmonica player
by pumpinstuff August 13, 2007
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harmonify

in Chinglish sometimes we will He Xie you, under the party's newest idea of building a 'harmonious' society, that no different sound is allowed, that means the Party is watching you, and put you into silence. Literially translation is harmonify you! If a website is GFW'ed we also call that is been Harmonified.
On closing ceremony of 2008 Summer Games, Mayor of Beijing said: "In this world we should trust each other more, harmonify each other more, comrades!" (Which he intends to say is 'In this world we should truest & co-operate each other more, friends')
by electronixtar October 19, 2008
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Harmonica

When two homosexuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third homosexual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. This makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with semen flying everywhere.
Mike liked Ryan and Sam's leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. Just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.
by nonbeliever April 18, 2006
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