Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Harriton High school

Preppy crackheads and all the bitches that don't go to LM

Look at all those harriton high school kids their such losers

by 69420blazin November 14, 2019

hardstyling

What hardcore kids do, specific a pose for photos

After the show last night we all took a group photo and me and Jake were hardstyling in the front

by Bigguyfourbyfour February 20, 2014

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

harjit

A elite business man, owns many corporations.

Dude, your not like Harjit!

by Bill Gates December 29, 2003

mariska hargitay

The hot detective in Law and Order: SVU who so totally has to make out with Elliot Stabler. OMG ORGASM IN THE PANTS!

That woman, Mariska Hargitay, is the reason I buy vaseline monthly at the local drug store.

by Natalie Portman February 10, 2005

Harding University

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.

Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.

by Lou Putz October 2, 2012