hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

humpy hammocks

a game where two people bounce up and down on each side of the hammock like a retard
usually played in cancun club med

(sometimes if you are lucky you find a full pack of stride gum that makes you crazy because its most likely poisened)

lets go play humpy hammocks

by Jewls and Cookiee December 14, 2010

rye-o-hammo

n.

A gay hand job. A tug job between two sweaty guys.

Chip gave Ace a super duper rye-o-hammo in the bathroom.

by Jarred Retro April 21, 2008

Hamna

The sexiest woman alive.

Damn, I wish I had me a Hamna

by JBiebs12334535 November 11, 2010

The Hammond school

Mythical school in the middle of Chester for autistic children for performing where performance matters. It is run on the Adrenalin of students. The curry is merch and the bread and butter pudding taste like my nans curtains.

wow the Hammond schools food is great

by My nans curtains June 7, 2019

hamncheez.com

1) greatest fucking site on the net
2) home of the cheezy gods
3) badass

Hamncheez.com, what more do you need?

by L Dawg March 3, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004