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hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.
Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."
by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017
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Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers
"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."
by Not synnnys November 27, 2021
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Slop Hammer

It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities
I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...
by flap jack shish-ca-bums September 20, 2009
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punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.
by Willys warriors October 11, 2018
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Spam Hammer

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.
1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.
by Thos February 10, 2005
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Arm 'N' Hammer Charge

Slang for the crime of selling sham CDS (Controlled Dangerous Substances). So called because of the use of baking soda as fake heroine or cocaine due to similar appearance. Considered fraud and distribution of drugs in the eyes of the law.
Man, Dooky got caught selling that baking soda as dope, dawg; might be locked up for three years behind the damn Arm 'N' Hammer charge...
by Bigg Sexx December 11, 2010
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Henderson Hammer

The act of cocking back a hard right hook for just the right moment. Ducking down and bringing it full force into the face of your opponent. Followed by jumping in the air and landing a second right hook directly into their already unconscious head on the ground.

You achieve maximum effectiveness if this is done to a British shit talker and followed by standing and walking away as if it was nothing.
Did you see that? Dan Henderson just knocked the shit out of Bisping with that Henderson Hammer.
by That Canadian July 23, 2009
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