Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020

Gluckfest

When a large group of males (usually a party of 6 - 10 people) skeet all around the mouth, face, and all around upper body of one woman. The objective of this is to completely cover the girl in skeet, leaving her completely embaressed. Even more satisfactory if the girl deserves it, is a tool, or has any relation to the name gluck, as the first female to be "gluckfested" on was named Gluck.

1. Dude, me and my friends gluckfested this girl, and her name was Golly Muck! That's so similar to Gluck!

by Logan Keene June 11, 2009

Gluck

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.

by Dhorseman Studs June 17, 2019

grucker

Grucker- and grandmother/father fucker

" dude your such a grucker, you SICKO!"

by Eric Forbes March 24, 2005

Guock

When your gut is so big you can see your own cock

"Have you seen Darren lately, He's so fat i bet he can't see his own dick..Dude he has a guock.

by SammySosa_Dealer August 18, 2010

ghuck

1. The act taking someone down usually a tackle from behind followed by getting your ass kicked.

2. Wrestling your friends dad.

3. AN asswhoopin.

Holy shit you just got ghucked!

When i see your dad next im gonna ghuck him hard.

by stephanie scott August 18, 2008

Gluck gluck

"Gluck gluck" is an onomatopoeia for the sound of liquid being poured into a container. It does not mean anything else, according to the oxford dictionary of officially recognized words.

Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was thirsty AF.
The clock struck one. The mouse poured some water, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

Hickory dickory dock. The mouse was depressed AF.
The clock struck two. The mouse poured some bourbon, and it went gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck, gluck gluck.
Hickory dickory dock.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2020