The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip
by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017
Get the Snooty Gristle mug.The sound made, similar to a moan, but in an everyday situation. Coined by Kamden Dunphy an upcoming engineer. It's the sound that gets released when you're doing something that feels better than the best toe curling sex you've ever had.
Kamden- Eating Steak* Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Sam- That was a nice fun grunt man, that steak must be really good.
Kamden- It's better than that time I slept with Minsu.
Sam- That was a nice fun grunt man, that steak must be really good.
Kamden- It's better than that time I slept with Minsu.
by God Has A Big Dick September 22, 2018
Get the Fun Grunt mug.Chad grunt is a combination of the word Chad, or a sexually experienced dominant male, that does crazy wild things, and sometimes he lacks intelligence and proper judgement, and grunt an infantry man in the military. When a chad becomes an infantry man he reaches a new level of “badass” known as chad grunt. Not all grunts are chad grunts only the most “badass” grunt can be a chad grunt. What separates a chad from a chad grunt is usually chad grunts are adrenaline rush junkies in uniform that do crazy things all over a crazy world. Sometimes the fear of death causes these soldiers to become chad grunts leading a crazy life because they don’t know when it may end in combat or they try to hide their scars of war through this behavior, only sometimes though.
Civilian 1: Woah do you see that guy in the infantry uniform drinking all that beer and getting all those ladies?
Civilian 2: He owns a motorcycle to bro! But I heard he crashed it!
Civilian 3: Woah dude he is such a chad grunt!
Civilian 2: He owns a motorcycle to bro! But I heard he crashed it!
Civilian 3: Woah dude he is such a chad grunt!
by Dr. Shrek November 1, 2020
Get the Chad Grunt mug.a synonym for getting that bread or hustling. when you gather grist youre essentially making money or working hard
"dude why didnt you hang out with us this weekend?"
"I already told you man i was out gathering grist"
"I already told you man i was out gathering grist"
by twistedtofu October 17, 2023
Get the gathering grist mug.A guttural noise made for several different circumstances: happy, sad, yes, no, oh yes, oh god yes, during sex, taking a shit
by Dave February 21, 2003
Get the grunt mug.Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.
by RdHogg November 21, 2007
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A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.
All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity
The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.
An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.
All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity
The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.
An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
Recipe for Gruntiness:
1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet
Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.
Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet
Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.
Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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