Gloryfag

A glory fag is someone who acts overly "righteous ", "epic" or "glorious" whenever playing a game or in real life. When playing a game (particularly mmorpg's), they will always choose the paladin class and act (both in the virtual and real world) as if they were the embodiment of god's holy power and the champions of light. When posing (either for a screenshot or IRL photo), they will typically kneel as if they were honoring the fallen or praying, but when they do, it is always on one knee and/or gripping something. If they do not have a sword to grip when they kneel, they will put one hand on their knee and the other on their chest or on the floor. If they do not kneel, they will either puff out their chest to appear more massive or put one leg on top of an elevated surface to look as if they just won some kind of huge victory. When speaking, the gloryfag will often use large and outdated words in place of more modern and recognizable vocabulary (they'll spout thou's and thee's as if they lived in a medieval fantasy world) *All outside of a roleplay*. In essence, a gloryfag is an edge-lord that instead of acting edgy, acts like a cringey, overacting, perpetual roleplayer.

Melvin: As a paladin, I shalt uphodleth the honor of my lord and bring forth justice unto the foul heathen creature that doth plunder the innocent villages of this fair land. *Proceeds to kneel on one knee while holding the grip of his sword with both hands*

Jimmy: There's a raid in like three minutes, quit being a gloryfag and let's go.

Spectator: *In background staring at Melvin* Lmao look at that gloryfag. Ur not cool for playing a pally bro.

by BaiterMaster November 23, 2018

Gloryhole Champion

Someone who takes multiple cocks in a row without cleanup in between.

Zach is a gloryhole champion because he took 10 cocks in a row in a gangbang

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

Glorytearz

Glorytearz: The term is regularly used to refer to someone whos a goofy ass nigga. A glorytearz is basically a drake kinda person, a cartoonish kinda person, the dude that would smell pie and start floating towards it, the dude that could jump off a cliff and stop mid air to look at the invisible camera.

Dude you’re such a Glorytearz man!

by centimetres July 19, 2022

Glory Butthole

A glory hole, but big enough to fit a butt through.

Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”

Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”

by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022

reflected glory

the short period of popularity a talentless person gets after being around a group of people that did something worthy of fame.

after i poured the drinks for the team that that won the championship, people talked to me for 3 days, then forgot about me

by allsaints June 27, 2003

crowning glory

Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.

Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.

Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!

by Rhondone December 8, 2011

Guts before glory

Standing up for yourself, even if you're scared. It takes strength and guts to stand and have a voice. The glory comes when you become fearless and rise above the haters and you've achieved your own stand.

He was teased, bullied, sequestered which made him the odd one out and he became a coward and lied. Through his experiences he had enough, he now speaks and inspires standing his ground and that is Guts before glory.

by Devenshadows September 12, 2015