One of them ther' gopher-dogs 

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

One of them ther' gopher-dogs by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

Sober as a Gopher 

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

Sober as a Gopher by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

choking the gopher 

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

choking the gopher by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

Whack the Gopher 

While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.

I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.

Whack the Gopher by Big Nose Jewboy November 9, 2007

Chat Gopher

When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.

This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.

Tony "Chat Gophered" last night to see if any chicks he liked were online...

Chat Gopher by A. Innes and T. Phung September 1, 2005

Screaming Gopher 

While having vigorous intercourse, the reaction caused by pulling out too far and accidentally slipping from the vagina to the anus.

You should have seen the Screaming Gopher I gave my girlfriend last night! I though she was gonna turn around and smack me.

Screaming Gopher by Sweat Feet January 13, 2010

Grab Your Gopher 

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

Grab Your Gopher by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010