Colon gopher

A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.

I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"

by Wildginerminer May 27, 2015

Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.

Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!

by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 19, 2009

Gopher Hole

While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.

The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.

by Chuck Dickensmay May 03, 2006

gopher in the hole

when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks

morgan: i just gophered

Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole

Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall

by jdnyo February 15, 2009

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 09, 2015

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

Chocolate Gopher

When a gay guy puts a gopher up his ass and shits it out.

Did you see on the news that Bruce Jenner finally decided to try the chocolate gopher?

by CrispyWaffles00 December 20, 2016