Ukrainian Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

Irish Goodbye

When you leave any social enviroment without telling anyone.

Where is that rat bastard Dave? That son of a bitch probably pulled the old Irish Goodbye.

by Rad Stevens March 27, 2015

Chines goodbye

In the act of sexual intercorse, then you take your penis out... take a few steps back.. then sprint at full force towards the girl. Jumping in the air to insert your penis back into the anal or vaginal cavity. This obscure method if done right will cause a powerful orgasm for both partners

Oh oh oh oh!!!! * begins chines goodbye*
Them:"Wtf are you doing?"
You:"GOOOOOODBYYYYYYEEE!!!!!!"
*proceeds with the ending of the goodbye"
Both: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only do this after you have been highly trained

by TheDarkOreo October 27, 2017

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

covid goodbye

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.

Yo, I’m about to do a covid goodbye. This party has a little too much corona in the air. I’m out.

by h.rahm August 16, 2020

Mexican Goodbye

Instead of paying back money, one can let the person penetrate their vagina with a cheesy gordita crunch lubricated in hot sauce during which, the reciever of the Mexican Goodbye is shot in the head with a 9mm.

"Yo Pablo, dat hoe aint got muh money so ima give her a Mexican Goodbye!"

by Pablo Gordito June 11, 2008

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened.

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind her actions Iranga pulled an Irish Goodbye... again.

by Baron von Burlison II September 22, 2018