Goomer

Rafi is a goomer, we are all goomers. embrace the goomer. #goomergang

person 1: what the fuck are you
person 2 (a superior being): a goomer boi

by SpiderDaddy October 27, 2019

Gammer

An old woman, the opposite of an old man or gaffer.

Could also be used to replace the phrase Ol' Lady. Insted of Gamer, Gammer is the long term idea.

I want to spend the rest of my life hearing you call me Gammer and have knowledge that you want to be my Gaffer!

by That's why ! <3 ()! June 26, 2010

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

Gomer

Once who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs.

Noah is such gomer.

by blandpa November 18, 2021

Goomer

Gamer + Coomer = Goomer

The type of guy to lust over video games and video game characters.

"I just saw the new trailer for Bayonetta 3, she's so hot, I'll empty my wallet for this game"

"STFU Goomer"

by Mr. DQ September 22, 2022

Cum-gummer

The action of popping the mouth with a load of cum dripping from your bottom lip resembling that of a toddler chewing on a binky.

Only to be used by extremely hot, petite women.

The porn star has gained the skill of an expert cum-gummer.

by The Amazing Spade December 31, 2008