Party Goblin

That crazy bitch that lives in the back of your head and only comes out when your super drunk, thus resulting in what is known as a blackout.

person 1 : dude, what happened last night ? I totally blacked out last night.

person 2 : Your party goblin was released.

by dezzi c March 28, 2017

Whap Goblin

A goblin that will whap the shit out of you (from game grumps dead rising series).

" oh fucc, it's the whap goblin!"

Whap Goblin: "IT'S WHAPPIN TIME!!!"

by Mattborg9007 June 13, 2018

Foreskin Goblin

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.

"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"

by EthanBlue September 16, 2018

Grease Goblin

A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.

Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....

by GreasyGrove March 27, 2023

glint

A street drug that is made from mixing various household chemicals together (particularly drain cleaners) and forming them into a gel-like consistency. Glint is applied to the lips, usually with one or more fingers. Users report a numbing sensation around the mouth and may experience an altered mental and physical state.
Glint appears to have originated in women's correctional facilities at some point in the 60's.

Poppy, believing herself to be a bumblebee returning to the hive, was knocked into a coma while attempting to fly through a keyhole after using glint.

by slimsalmon August 11, 2006

time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.

"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."

by Jacks Spoon November 20, 2013

morning goblin

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007