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breakup goggles

When you want to breakup with someone, but you start to remember all of the good memories you shared, and you think breaking up with them is not the best idea, even when it is.
Rob: I'm gonna break up with Jane.
Tahlia: That's a good idea.

*Later*

Rob: I don't think I'll break up with her, we've had so many good times together.
Tahlia: She's cheating on you, and she treats you like crap.
Rob: Yeah, but still..
Tahlia: Omg, you so have breakup goggles.
by patrick's star September 30, 2013
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Road Goggles

1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.

2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."

"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."

"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."
by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014
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bat goggles

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets
Alec total gave me bat goggles when I was sleeping
by Marty griffin November 27, 2015
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glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.
"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
by sparksneon January 14, 2007
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Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010
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Bono goggles

Sunglasses which are similar in style and appearance to those worn by U2's Bono.
Tom: "What do you think of my new sunglasses?"
Jake: "Those are good Bono goggles!"
by EdwardPancu June 4, 2008
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mommy goggles

The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.
Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
by Pirate of the Crib October 6, 2009
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