Baby Goggles

A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.

Nancy: Here's our little bundle of joy! Isn't she just the cutest thing ever?!?
Lisa & Kate (after one look at Nancy's ugly baby): Ohhhh...! Yessss....
Lisa to Kate: I think Nancy has baby goggles - that's got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!

by Wine Chick December 16, 2008

butt goggles

When a woman and man perform 69 on each other. Preferably the man is on bottom and can't see anything due to the fact of the woman's ass being in his face.

Man 1: Yeah, so me and Debbie got it on last night
Man 2: Sweet dude, you didn't put on the butt goggles did you?
Man 1: Yeah.. for a little while, i couldn't see shit

by AnonymousAssDude February 19, 2009

Dorm Goggles

The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.

Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.

by worst_wingman_ever February 4, 2013

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

Ray Goggles

An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.

Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.

"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."

by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006

fuck google

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.

Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.

by numediaweb March 11, 2015