by Driversabitch April 15, 2022
Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.
by happilysilent1 June 19, 2015
Wife: "I saw you staring at that woman."
Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"
Husband: "I wasn't staring, I had my gay goggles on. Did you see how bad her makeup was?"
by jarrhead May 14, 2011
Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
by oaktonite December 17, 2014
A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
by ketteringstudent October 21, 2010
by EdwardPancu May 22, 2008
Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
by Pirate of the Crib October 06, 2009