A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023

Early 2000's Canadian pink/grunge rock band that is absolutely AMAZING and was featured in games like NHL 2002
"I've seen you now about the fourth time baby
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000
But you know that I've got nothing to say
Its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
Inviting something I just can't do now I've been around
About you hood I'm looking for you just to shine some light
On my day feels like ages since I've been out your way
I've been caught up with handful of new sensation"
-GOB, 2000
by Probably still a virgin July 31, 2022

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.
My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU
by Mister Straight April 8, 2023

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.
Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.
example: Bill Gates
Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.
example: Bill Gates
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

by omggseminole December 25, 2023
