Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019
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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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Shut your gob cunt

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.
Shut your gob cunt
by MonkeyBoyy October 28, 2022
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gobbing

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.
OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.
by eleanor111111111111111 October 08, 2011
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gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.
That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!
by Knobgobbler84 November 18, 2017
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gob nobbler

A person who loves sucking cock.
Somehow related to Nobblers Gob high on the slopes of Mt Rainier????
Everyone in the club knew Geoffrey was a serial Gob Nobbler.
by El_Borbah January 01, 2021
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