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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
mugGet the Gib Gob a Jobmug.

Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b
“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
mugGet the Gob Jobmug.

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day
"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."
by gob fan. December 20, 2022
mugGet the fuck gob daymug.

Gob

I had to nurse my gob back to health last night.
by applehater5 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Gobmug.

gobbing

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.
OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.
by eleanor111111111111111 October 8, 2011
mugGet the gobbingmug.

Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019
mugGet the Gob-Slapmug.

sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
mugGet the sofa gobmug.

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