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Friuli-Venezia Giulia

Friuli-Venezia Giulia is a region Italy in the Far North East, It is full of Drunk People called " Friulani and bullized people called ' Triestini" there is also a Movie called Friulans vs Triestini, in Friuli you find a lot of ideologies but it is a 50\50 region between fascism and communism where communism is anti fascism and fascism is anti communism. Also some of them hate Yugoslavia because they say Trieste is italian when literally 1 minute before they hates Trieste. There is a Language called Friulan which is has his dialects.
Friulans also hate Carnia's people ( Carnia starts from Amaro) because idk. Also in Upper Friuli we have a cool Friulan when in Southern Friuli there isnt the ç sound which is unbased , near Valli del Natisone they use a lot the lettere "a". Also also Friuli is full of Austrian Turists with bikes that think they are superior and put their bikes in front of your fucking door. People from the Province of Udine hate Pordedonese people. Nobody in Italy cares about Friuli, when friuli was on fucking fire, italian TVs were talking about other stuff lolololooolololoolol. We have a lot of slavs, based people. Come to friuli to try some "Polenta" and "Frico" . ALSO THERE ISNT FUCKING VENICE IN FRIULI-VENEZIA GIULIA!
Example
Person 1: Hello where is Trieste?
Person 2: ( Friulan Guy) In Fucking Africa
Person 3: Hey! In Friuli-Venezia Giulia there isnt Trieste!
by nikiblago08 October 8, 2022
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Giufjob

Noun- An extremely advanced sexual maneuver that requires champion skill at closing deals while particularly intoxicated. Originally preformed during a drunken Halloween romp at Saint Michael’s College in 2008, the inventor of this skillful, but demeaning fornication technique sloppily and eloquently convinced a possibly crusty Saint Michael’s girl to accompany him to her dormitory room. Once in the room, while still unaware of the female’s name the creator of the Giufjob consummated their short, but lustful relationship by engaging in sexual relations while continuing to wear his Halloween mask. Following what was reportedly a disappointingly prompt and un-extraordinary ejaculation the “Giufjobber” in question fled the scene only to discover, contrary to his belief at the time that he was not at the University of Vermont. The “Giufjober” slinked back to the before mentioned female’s room to spend an increasingly awkward night.

Necessary attributes of a Giufjob-

1. A mask must be worn throughout the entirety of intercourse
2. An unknown identity
3. Little to no recollection of the actual occurrence of the event
4. No memory of the identity or physical appearance of the female sexual partner
5. Extreme intoxication
6. The intercourse must be followed by a devastatingly embarrassing event that forces the colored male sexual partner to stay the night
Dude, I Giufjobed the shit out of this girl last night, I have no fucking idea who she was. I woke up at 5am, still in my Robin custom with my peter out and some crusty bitch pasted out next to me…got the fuck out of there. Dude, total Giufjob.
by boy-perv June 2, 2009
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giurul

the most legendary name on the planet. It was from the most amazing legend on earth, Giuseppe. THIS WAS HIS OLD ROBLOX USERNAME THAT GOT HACKED. USE IT AND HONOR GIURUL FOR EVER.
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Giuseppe

a real treasure, must be protected <3
a sweet, kind, smart, sensitive and lovely person with a great music taste
he deserves the best !!
Giuseppe is the love of my life!
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Giulia

I am such a Giulia
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Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.
Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
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Giuliana

A cupboard-dwelling goblin, common to the Andes regions, particularly Bolivia, Argentina, and Ecuador. The Giuliana, or "Giulians-Ana" assaults the fingers of greedy children, attempting to grasp sweets on the high shelves of its home.
"Billy,stay away from those cookies, a Giuliana will gnaw your fingers off!"

"Are those Giuliana bites? Mother will be SO angry at you!"
by Test Entry Sarcastic January 1, 2009
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