Geisha Served

Sticking your index and middle fingers into the vagina of someone who has just had sex and then, upon removal, promptly slaping them in the face with that same hand.
(See movie Memoirs of a Geisha for visual)

Damn, you just got Geisha Served!

by Sadistic Helen April 15, 2008

gesticles

An imaginary part of your body where gesticulation takes place. Located between the thorax and the balls of your feet, they allow the movement of hands during gesticualtion.

Sawyer told everyone that he gesticulated on his gesticles.

by fjgklglldld November 4, 2010

Geisler

When a British man donkey punches another man then rapes him in the anus and pours two beers on him in front of a cop.

My mate Tullet geisler'd Alex real good one day.

by Alexsucks11 December 27, 2019

Gester

A malevolent being bent on corruption and mischief, excelling in corrupting youth and small animals.
Alias' Include:
Gester Grinn
Gester Grim
Gesterghost
Gestergiggles
Gesterman
Mr. Gester
Gester Murders
Dirty lil slut mouth

Don't blame me, Gester made me do it.

by Gester Grinn March 9, 2010

gaister

Only found on the eastern shore of the united states. Usually of jewish decent. Often of a fat glutonous form like the pillsbury dough boy. Enjoys fascinating other individuals with his snake in the grass stories of hooking up with supermodel woman and just about everything. Their main diet consists only of taco bell and carbonated beverages. Also likes long mandingo warrior cock.

that gaister over there loves getting his butt plowed with that mandingo warrior cock

by steve segal December 19, 2007

Gestap'ican

The new wave of American Police Officers who are so ordered to perform Gestapo like tactics by demanding people "show their papers" that they are indeed in the United States legally.

These Gestap'icans at the moment are indigenous to the state of Arizona.

Hernandez was pulled over yesterday by a Gestap'ican who demanded he show some proof he was an American citizen. When Hernandez showed him his social security card, the Gestap'ican said it was not good enough and that he wanted to see a birth-certificate.

by websterschick April 26, 2010

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009