A Garrett

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

maddie and garrett

The biggest power couple you will ever meet.Garrett with his short blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. Maddie with her long brown, hair and big heart pounding brown eyes. Are the cutest couple in school. Everyone is jealous of how absolute goals they are.

Person 1“Omg is that Maddie and Garrett?”
Person2 “Yes the cutest power couple in the school”

by Your mom007 June 4, 2018

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Gareth Bail

To leave suddenly with speed and no explanation.

Could see the ex coming, so I gareth bailed out of there.

by peeche April 12, 2015

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

garret

Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.

Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.

Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."

by Ian Knight September 17, 2019

Garret

A garret is a person who is hated by their parents and are usually under five feet tall but if you ask about their height the will lie to you

What's the name of that pedophile down the street?I think it was Garret

by CosmicSnowy November 14, 2019