Garming

Doing cool stuff in purple colors

Yo, see that garming thing on Radish

by Cogol August 29, 2025

guido garmin

Ankle monitor

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Adore Garments

To (cherish) and respect a piece or pieces of clothing.

I sincerely Adore Garments!

by adoregarments.usa February 2, 2025

money garmesh

Noun: person who has so much money they can do whatever they want with it (like spend it on a gold plated steak)

That guy over there is a money garmesh.

by money garmesh May 8, 2025

Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 2, 2015

hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

by Nap bonaparte December 27, 2016

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017