Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

Gargled bloodbath

When your in the act of love licking her out and she's on her period and she start saying bleeding but she's about to cum so you keep licking and your mouth gets flooded with blood

She gave me a gargled bloodbath

by Andy tracker traveler February 18, 2017

gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.

Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!

by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019

Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there

That bollock gargle was amazing hunby

by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020

Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

gargle babble

A joke, statment or speech that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth that you wish you could gargle it away with mouth wash. Often applicable to politicians or people who think they're funny but aren't.

That guy speaks so much gargle babble that I had to leave the room before I threw up.

by Gac1 December 11, 2011