Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Idle death gamble

A domain expansion that allow's the person to gamble

Hakari: "im losing this fight... TIME TO GAMBLE. domain expansion: Idle death gamble"

by StarkDangerAtschool June 21, 2024

Blood gamble

To take a large risk in order to gain a small benefit.

Derived from the video game Nuclear Throne. Where the playable character Skeleton gambles their HP in order to gain faster reloading.

P1: Did you see what Paul did?
P2: Yeah, that was such a Blood Gamble!

by FishCanRoll February 9, 2025

Gamble

A person who has the last name gamble

Eg. Mr Gamble said hello

by Uuttgdk77 October 25, 2020

gambling facility

A faculty for people to gamble.

also known as a casino.

person 1: bro have you heard Ethan drove on a two-way bike lane to the gambling facility?
person 2: bro is such a wetlumps

by Zayo727 December 14, 2024

Sex gambling

The act of making a risky play that might get you arrested if failed, but could end up in getting you some good sex.

Yo bro, last night I used this sex gambling technique on some hot girl. I though ts was gonna get me jailed but she gave me some really fucking good pussy because of that.

by Keplerix March 5, 2025

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018