by Yo mawma January 9, 2008
Get the governmentmug. A washed up, fat ass republican suffering from hypogonadism due to a diminshed supply of now outlawed anobolic steroids. After his long lived sucess in body building and kicking sand in whimps faces at the beach. The Governator moved on to become a action movie hero. Although never able to master the art of the English language, the Governator has been an inspiration to the cognitively challenged all over the world. (except Austria) Taking the higher moral ground for his political aspirations, the Governator declared himself a Repubican and headed to Sacramento with his 7 Hummers, Cuban Cigars and lofty, ambiguous goals for taking down "Special Interests" such as 86 year old ladies healthcare plans, one legged police officer's pensions, and cutting back funding to those girly girl teachers who tried to teach him English. Although exihibiting himself as a tough guy who even brandished a 2 foot knife for the media while "Slashing" the budget, the poor Governator turned tail and ran from some crazy trash talking redneck from Atascadero, California in May of 2010. The Governator refuse the glory of the Octagon and chose be be just plain ol' gone. Fair thee well sweet prince.
Dude, did you hear the Governator was afraid to step into the ring with some trash talking redneck from the sticks? I guess all those years of flexing in women's panties were some kind of sign. Maybe he's spooning with Rush right now.
by J Conner June 23, 2010
Get the Governatormug. by Der Governator March 14, 2005
Get the Governatedmug. Arnold Schwazenegger is....half man, half governor.
He proves to be an unbeatable candidate. How does he prove this? By blasting the liberal left and get away with it! Even George W. Bush wouldn't be able to do that!
Only one man can make a remark that offends homosexuals and get away with it...
Only one man can have a history of sexual harassment and have women at his rallies holding up signs that says 'you can harass me any day!'...
Only one man can motivate people to vote in something other than the presidential election...
The Governator!
He proves to be an unbeatable candidate. How does he prove this? By blasting the liberal left and get away with it! Even George W. Bush wouldn't be able to do that!
Only one man can make a remark that offends homosexuals and get away with it...
Only one man can have a history of sexual harassment and have women at his rallies holding up signs that says 'you can harass me any day!'...
Only one man can motivate people to vote in something other than the presidential election...
The Governator!
Governator: Gray Davis, I shall terminate you!
Gray Davis: All that ass-kissing and I get booted because of a popular movie star! Damn, I must have been a bad governor!
Average voter: Good job, genius. You spotted the problem years after the voters did.
Gray Davis: All that ass-kissing and I get booted because of a popular movie star! Damn, I must have been a bad governor!
Average voter: Good job, genius. You spotted the problem years after the voters did.
by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
Get the governatormug. A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.
by The Grottomaster August 14, 2011
Get the Governmentmug. Hey look, the government has just killed 5,000 people in some other country. Ah well, gotta keep paying taxes.
by carlbobdannyfrank the IV July 16, 2019
Get the governmentmug. by real genius July 1, 2015
Get the governmentmug.