Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

Frusted

When you look at knee caps and fly away

I frusted away when I looked at eugenes knee cap

by Jimmmmru June 11, 2019

Frusted

When you see Dylan’s knee cap and fly away

I frusted when I seen Dylan’s knee cap

by Jimmmmru June 11, 2019

Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.

Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.

by Renifer August 17, 2019

Fucted

Technical term for something that is broken/buggered. From the acronym FUCT - Failed Under Continuous Testing

The phone was well and truly fucted after being dropped onto a tiled floor for the 13th time in under an hour.

by nobody cares November 5, 2020

fused.kazuam

very very very seggsy man from tiktok

person 1: yo do you know fused.kazuam?

person 2: yeah he’s very very seggsy and he’s goated

by midddddddddddd February 20, 2021