Hipster Game-Fisherman

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1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.

Befuddle Tackle Store Tenant: Your using what may as well be a snapper hook for marlin fishing and you're worried about putting chafe tube through the eye of the hook with 400lb leader?
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.

Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.

by BOISC January 14, 2019

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two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 5, 2004

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