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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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Full Screw

Nickname for the British Army rank of corporal (not to be confused with lance corporal).
Full screw, man. Got it last week!
by antrobed October 30, 2010
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full hansy

A word that is used when someone deposits 10$ but only plays with a 0.1$ bet on Casino slot machines and usually loses everything.
guy1: "This guy went full hansy!"
guy2: "Did he win?"
guy1: "No, he lost it all"
by lmao000000ooo00 August 2, 2018
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Full Beard

Better than awesome; all out; extreme. An adjective used to describe making the most of a situation by any means necessary, such as fully capitalizing on every opportunity, having extremely good luck, using style and charm to get what you want, and turning any bad situation into a good one and any good situation into an incredible one.

The amount of facial hair referenced is directly proportionate to the quality and intensity of the situation and its outcomes. Beards can be referred to in terms of quantity (i.e., full beard, half beard, 5 o'clock shadow) or you can name the type of facial hair directly (i.e., full beard, goatee, fu man chu, handlebars, soul patch, etc.).

Here are some examples of famous people who are full beard (actual facial hair not required, but encouraged): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood, The Most Interesting Man in the World (aka, the Dos Equis guy), Keith Richards, John McEnroe.
How was your night man? We went out full beard, 150%.
by full_beard June 26, 2010
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Full Course Meal

Used to describe someone such as Daniel Seavey or Jonah Marais from Why Don’t We
by Whydontweswiftie July 27, 2018
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Full Sheepdog

Living, breathing and bleeding all things law enforcement or military. Wears tactical clothing outside of work, gets tattoos related to being a protector. Never shuts off cop mode. Also seen heavily in police and military impersonators trying desperately to over compensate for the fact that they are not in the aforementioned professions.
Hey did you see Jim the other day? He had someone pulled over on the side of the road in his personal car on his day off. He's gone FULL SHEEPDOG.
by That-Polish-Guy October 8, 2019
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Full Eject

When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.
Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"
by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007
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