fridayitis

The seemingly contaigous diseast that effects employees on Fridays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by nice weather. Home cures include golfing, taking a trip to the shore or sleeping late and going shopping.

Half the plant is out today.. I think they're suffering from fridayitis.

by D. J. Rush June 22, 2006

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?

by fie onyou November 24, 2005

It's friday

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head

It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!

by markieg April 12, 2011

Friday-Roll

Similar to Rick-rolling, Friday-Rolling is when somebody links an unsuspected soul to the music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This act of Trollism traces its roots back to Newschoolers.com.

Dude1: just follow this link for a free jiberish hoody
Dude2: Ok! Ah fuck I got Friday-Rolled
Dude1: HAHAHAHA

by Mr.Bishop April 11, 2011

Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.

Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!

by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013

Floppa Friday

The fifth Friday of every year and a national holiday in most developed countries. Mainly used for appreciation of floppa.

"Hey dude it's floppa Friday!"

"Sick."

by xNonyax February 14, 2021

Sweater Vest Friday

A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.

Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"

by AnnoyedXbox360Guy September 6, 2011