freshman fumble

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Freshmen Cheeks

Thicc college freshmen women

Brad: "Guys, i just wanna say i love you all, you're all my brothers. So tonight, the first weekend of this fall semester, i want EVERYONE to help a brother out in need to getting laid. So i declare a toast! A toast, to Freshmen Cheeks."
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"

*Everyone shotguns their nattys*

by Eric02 August 6, 2019

Freshman Pass

A pass nonverbally given to all high school boys, older than freshman, that allows them to have sexual intercourse with one freshman girl without having any feelings of shame or any need to be looked down upon. They are then allowed to wait until she is a sophomore if they wish to date her.

Joseph: Yo I just used my freshman pass on Lucy.
Bobby: Damn bro, I’m trynna save mine until I really need it.

by Gquisty March 30, 2020

FreshMT

One of the hardest, realest, freshest, drippiest, most flawless humans to exist. He is every girls dream. Being honest, loyal, cute are just some of his charachter traits. Furthermore, his music taste is immaculate.

"Wow, i wish i was like "FreshMT""

by Sir Flame II. May 30, 2020

Freshmenopause

An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.

After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.

by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020

Drunk freshman (df)

A freshman that shows up drunk to a party they weren't invited to, continues drinking then passes out somewhere within the house/apartment

Hey have you met drunk freshman (df) yet? She's that chick passed out on the floor we don't know her name so now it's DF.

by AHO-W February 6, 2012

Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote

"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 28, 2020