Freeman

A "meast". Which in essence, basically translates to pure "man-beast". Been known to drink 20+ shots in a single sitting. Has a preference for Jager, but is not partial as long as the drink contains alcohol. Loves to dong hot little blondes. Can be found "Going Off" in most bars around the US.

Husband: "That guy is such a Freeman, he just ordered several ding-dings and a donger for himself!"

Wife: "I saw that, I heard he is also a Freeman in the sack!"

by Speed Bag September 19, 2006

Freeman

A kid who is very concious about his height and where everyone makes fun of him because he is shorter than Justin Bieber.

Eric: Why is that yellow monkey such a Freeman.

by Musik4Lyfe July 8, 2010

Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

by Luddz February 1, 2015

The Morgan Freeman effect

The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.

The Morgan Freeman effect applies to actor such as Morgan Freeman, Ian Mckellan and Tom Hanks.

by ThatoneguycalledJoe December 27, 2012

Gordon Freeman

G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶r̶e̶e̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶M̶e̶s̶a̶ ̶R̶e̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶.̶ ̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶m̶o̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶t̶h̶.̶

He didn't have his passport. - Benry

"̶G̶o̶r̶d̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶i̶c̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶k̶"̶

Benry - "Do you have your passport?"

Gordon Freeman - "My passport? What do you mean, like a company I.D?"

Benry - Whispering to other guard. "He doesn't have his passport."

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020

Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old

What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing

by JaMarko October 7, 2011

Freemason

A member of the brotherhood of freemasonry. Unlike what people say, freemasons are not satanists. In fact, if you dont believe in the one true God, you cant get in. Second, the conspiratory belief that they rule the world is most likely false. They cant understand when people have secrets they want to keep. Everyone has their own secrets. Freemasons focus on brotherly love, fellowship, and most of all, charity.

George Washington and the signers of the Declaration of Independence were all but one freemasons.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! April 4, 2006