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Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).
Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!
by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009
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Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010
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fraging

i was fraging all night long
by justin November 23, 2004
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Framingham

Framingham is a great town. It's about 25 minutes outside of Boston. It's part of Middlesex County, with a population of 66,910. Framingham is the biggest town in the United States. Framingham should be a city. The North Side is the "nicer side" of Framingham and also parts of the South Side. Framingham is NOT the "ghetto" like some of these definitions say. The town is very diverse also. Framingham has a great public school system and if you live in Framingham you are very fortunate.
Person 1: Hey, what town do you live in?
Person 2: Framingham!
Person 1: Oh really! Isn't that the largest town in the US?
Person 2: Yeah!
person 1: That's so cool!
by anonymouswritter May 19, 2009
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farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas
by DonH October 2, 2003
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Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
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Farting Bracket

1. Arse, usually that of a female.

2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!

Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!

I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
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