Forest Bride

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."

by Nathizzle December 6, 2015

sherwood forest

A cult like neighborhood where almost everyone is related to the point where a drunken hookup would most likely be with a blood relative. It is filled with overly-rich people who have so much money that they don't know what to do with it, so they buy a third house (their second in Sherwood). Your summers from when you’re a little toddler to a 16-year old boy/girl consist of going to a day camp. When you were little you were horribly scared of the Great White Ape and believed all the stories about kids being torn apart or eaten. Every kid can't wait until their Senior year, but once it's finally there they are all ready for camp to be over. To all the Seniors, assassin is the best game they have ever played. In this camp, you look up to God (AKA Mr. Moulden) and live to see him drive around on a golf cart with speakers blaring off the back. The Highland Games are your life and the Waterman Games are even better. Most likely you wear a one piece up until your senior year, when you realize that you should probably lay out at Main Pier and get a tan. While the boys play roof ball, you listen to your I-pods and repeatedly play the same songs. You wouldn't miss Trophy Night for anything and you know that the Romans usually always win, but the Spartans are still “just as good”! Every kid's dream is to be Boy or Girl of the Year, but only one prevails. Absolutely no girls shave and someone should probably inform them that swimming in the seaweed-infested Severn River does not count as showering. Everyone is open and says exactly what’s on their minds even if it is, "Safety. I farted." You use the term mexi regularly, referring to seating three across a golf cart, and if someone doesn’t know what it means they are automatically in the back. There is never any drama because everyone realizes that people aren't perfect. You can always count on 40-year old men (most of them relatively attractive) to play basketball every Sunday morning shirtless. Married/Singles baseball is kind of a big deal around here and the In-School/Out of School Lacrosse game is eagerly anticipated every year. The friendships that are made here are stronger than any other bond between a group of people. If you live there, you know what “the gully” means and almost every night you end up drinking (or passing out!) there. Every year you have a different "hot spot" that eventually gets busted, but you continue to go back their anyways. You know the security guard’s name and cell phone number by heart and all the tricky ways to stay out of his way. Corn roast and the third of July are your favorite holidays and both are just reasons for all the alcoholics to get shit faced and tell funny stories the next morning. On both of these nights, no matter what your age, everyone parties together. Sixteen year-olds drink with 40 year-olds and are told, "Whatever happens on the road stays on the road." On the fourth of July, Mr. Kraft (who you also worship) drives around a truck with a band playing in the back, followed by all the hung-over counselors and then the entire community decked out in red, white, and blue! To people who live here, 30 is not a number it’s a beverage. You know what shave ball is and cannot wait until you’re 21 so you can go to The Flatts and join in. Almost everyone has "borrowed" atleast one golf cart, but some people are not able to return it and have to serve community service..cough,cough. Almost everyone moves back to this community when they are older and have a family of their own here. Everyone in the relatively close Annapolis area makes fun of this neighborhood, but secretly all wish they lived here. But to everyone who lives there it’s there own little paradise, no place they’d rather be..

sherwood forest is fuckin awesome.

by s-f-c September 21, 2007

forest and chill

It's when you go to the forest to hook up because neither of you have a free base or car.

Guy: hey can I come over for some Netflix and chill?
Girl: I would love too but I don't have a free base.
Guy: that's fine we can just forest and chill
Girl: OMG I totally forgot we can do that

Guy: one step ahead of u

by batsenses November 29, 2015

forest hill high school

A school full of fuck boys that will cheat on you and lead you on. There's a few people that are loyal. There's a lot of hoes. Half the school is spanish and the other half is black. There's barely any white people. Umm what else a lot of wanna be rednecks and wanna be blacks. Smh it's a nasty ass school kids leave food everywhere and don't know how to pick up after themselves. Girls bathroom is disgusting they don't know how to place tampons and pads in the garbage, boys bathroom smells like shit. A lot of stupid little fights over stupid shit. Half the kids smoke mujuana and drink over the weekends and brag about it on Monday. You get lunch detentions if your late to school. They say it's 5 mins but it's like 2 mins. We only get 5 mins to get to each class. It's impossible half the kids stop in the middle of the hallway such as the black kids and the Spanish kids cause they think they're the shit. Half the kids that go there don't care about their education. It is like Palm beach central. Some of the ap's are cool and the other half are just asshole. The dress code is whack and half the school doesn't follow it. The school food is disgusting. Some kids got food poisoning from it. You cant wear sandals or you will get sent home or you have to wait in the office just for someone to bring you shoes. Some of the teachers are assholes and racist.

A whack school such as forest hill high school

by Youngballer March 17, 2017

Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men

Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”

by abstrct133 December 17, 2019

Triangle Forest

The untamed overgrowth of hair located near the lower netherregion of the female anatomy.

"Dude, last night I was paddling Jenny's pink canoe and I found myself lost in the Triangle Forest. Good thing I had a flashlight."

by rometasticenterprisevoyage February 11, 2009

Oak Forest

Oak Forest is a place where people are fuckin potheads and methheads if you think it’s cool to go explore near the woods by the train tracks it’s not shits scary asf 4ppl are know to live in a cabin their, it’s on the far right of the tracks and they are crack heads so if you do go in bring a weapon because some shit might go down.

Have you been to Oak Forest woods?

Yes the guys in their are crack heads and chase kids around for fun!

by fuck121212 May 26, 2019