forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

forked

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

by Rehanae June 9, 2018

Frokie

Definition: Means Throat.
Background: It's what Alexis' mother says.

Ooh no dun like soda...hurts my frokie.

by Tayiken November 23, 2004

forked river

a piney-ass town in the jersey shore,over populated by surfers,mexicans,and jersey shore scuzz.

Michele just came from forked river.

by acidqueen October 14, 2008

Folkie

A fan of twangy acoustic guitar and banjo music, not a fan of things like shaving and the letter "g". A folkie's idea of a good time is getting so drunk they piss themselves, followed by a night of rollicking about in a rusty pickup truck listening to their twangy music, tossing spent beer bottles out their window while swerving all over the road and running over mailboxes. At some point, they may stop the truck to roll around in the hay with their cousin, if you know what I mean. When finally arriving home, the folkie parks their truck in the front yard, leaves the door open, falls out, attempts to light a cigarette but misses, igniting half of their gnarly beard and causing a riot among the lice that inhabit it. The folkie calls it a day by falling asleep rolling around in a pile of his own puke. Folkies truly are the scum of the earth.

Hippies might have been dirty, but at least they stood for something. All folkies believe in is booze, not shaving, and filth.

by Postmaster General John Potter December 6, 2011

Fokie

1. Fake Virginia Tech Hokies
2. The act of pretending you have the VT spirit but
disregarding it in time of need.

Coined by Ben Wurst, the word ‘Fokie’ came to be during April 16th, 2007 during the shootings at VT, labeled as “The worst in U.S. History.” This tragic event allowed people to find out the true Hokies from the pretenders.

1. Someone: Are you going to go to another college because
of this incident?
Hokie: Me? Hell no. I ain't no Fokie!

2. Student: The class of 2011 will be the most spirited
class in VT. No Fokies!

by Hokie 2011 April 23, 2007

Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny

"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."

by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010