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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024
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Emperor Chaz

Incredible human who is good at everything and must be protected at all costs
Luke: oh shoot did emperor Chaz just walk in the room?

Everyone: ALL HAIL EMPEROR CHAZ!
by RamenNoodlezzz October 10, 2021
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Emperor of Shadowlight

In this Area and Universe, Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight (Yahweh) also known as Anuwat Michael Sander became the irst emperor of the Shadowlight.
He also rules the Shadowlight Nation.
When he started to understand, that the Emperor of the Shadowlight might be bossing around people who are simply Member of the Shadowlight Family, he lost interest in being the Emperor of the Shadowlight and started rulung the Shadowlight Nation instead.
But after realizing, that the other Emperors of Shadowlight, have failed miserably, he returned to his position and started to rule as a Emperor of Shadowlight again.
A famous Emperor of Shadowlight is Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight, also known as King Shadowlight the first.
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King Emperor Sammy

King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.
All hail King Emperor Sammy!!
by LordSammy October 10, 2022
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emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.
"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"
by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022
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emperor's throne

The emperors throne sits in the corner of many a cheap hotel its purpose is simple it supplies an unobstructed view for cuckholds
Please do not put your clothing on my emperor's throne it is for watching my wife with jerome
by The froggy 9 January 22, 2024
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Mathematics emperor

The Math Emperor, whose real name is Ge Jun, is known for giving out many difficult questions that almost unable to solve by human beings in Chinese Gaokao with his team.
Ge Jun, currently the president of the affiliated middle school of Nanjing Normal University, called him "Mathematics Emperor" on the Internet, and the candidates dubbed him "Uncle Ge". According to the candidates, the proposition is quite difficult and requires candidates to have strong logical thinking ability and comprehensive ability to analyze problems. The questions attracted the hot discussion of many candidates and parents in the form of their high difficulty, and quickly became popular on the Internet.

Later, Ge Jun clarified that he was only involved in making the exam questions in Gaokao in Jiangsu Province , China.
Student 1: Who made the fucking difficult questions in the math exam?
Student 2: Definitely the Mathematics Emperor, no doubt!
by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019
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