Definitions by LC3_P0

Kirked

Getting kirked is when you are shot in the throat from around 200 yards away.

"I don't want to get kirked at school today."

Kirked by LC3_P0 September 10, 2025

The Garf Emperor of Mankind 

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.

Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind

The Garf Emperor of Mankind by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024

Avalon 

A strange creature that eats poop and lies and is super duper mega racist and evil like satan but he had a baby with Greta Thunberg and then that baby had another baby with Satan. Is surprisingly more Japanese than you would expect. Lives in the armpit of the United States/Lizzo. Makes fake tiktok accounts to hype herself up and posts too many thirst traps. Acts mature but still makes poop and fart jokes constantly and never flushes.

“AVALON PLEASE CLEAN UP THE CAT SHIT!!!”

“Its not my day to do that(it is her day)”- Avalon

Avalon by LC3_P0 November 22, 2023