Mr Floppy

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection

Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

floppy tortilla

The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner

Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla

by Corlee January 19, 2015

floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 1, 2017

Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip

by Enjew November 10, 2016

Floppy Alex

Some gay short kid that goes to your high school, get penetrated so hard his back breaks and becomes floppy

Alex: getting penetrated

Alex: back breaks
Alex: becomes Floppy Alex

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

floppy docker

A faggot

Dude, stop being a floppy docker.

At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.

by Josephilip September 30, 2013