floppy kite

When the penis is about to erect (lift off) and it flops due to displeasure or distraction.

Jack gets a floppy kite when he comes across Jenny cause she took off her top

by Louistheroux February 1, 2017

floppy docker

A faggot

Dude, stop being a floppy docker.

At the club, Steven showed he was one who flopped with the dockers.

by Josephilip September 30, 2013

Floppy Drank

A mixture of Dr. Pepper, Pink Lemonade, Coke, and Bacardi Puerto Rican Rum. This drink masks the burn and taste of alcohol to the point where you get insanely floppy(aka drunk as fuck)

Richie made some floppy drank and now he's fucked up.

by theflopster July 7, 2011

Mr Floppy

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection

Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA

by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

Floppy Scripts

When you use archaic methods to accomplish an IT task.

This guy on our project is using floppy scripts from the 80s to configure this system.

by liltimtim September 20, 2023

floppy sloppy

After a man cums inside the woman's vagina but continues to have sex he has a floppy sloppy.

That pussy was so good I had to keep going with a floppy sloppy.

by Pig Poppa April 16, 2015

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009