Dingle flopper

when it’s intimate sexual relations time and your wee wee can’t get hard there fore your dingle flops.(not to be confused with erectile dysfunction)
Your girl:let’s get ready
You:oh no! I have a dingle flopper!
by suckaweewee June 08, 2023
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wopple flopper

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.
Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??
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