Fleshlight sex

where a woman has a fleshlight inserted in her vagina and a man inserts his dick inside the fleshlight, and continuously thrust back and forth.

man that fleshlight sex was almost as good as the real thing.

by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008

Fleshlight

A person, typically a woman, who is only used by a sexual partner as a disposable object with which the user may do as they please. Just like a real fleshlight they are mainly used for pleasure, an advanced form of masturbation that is like sex in every way except that it is not interactive, more just the user doing as they wish with their fleshlight. This person also serves as a container to ejaculate into or onto as the user sees fit.

"yo, Kamron, do you know where I can get a fleshlight?"
" yeah, as a matter of fact I'm speaking to one right now.."

by DACRAZYTURK November 8, 2015

Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.

"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.

by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010

fl4shlight

A totally shitty NS player that cant tell a wall from a player.

I am so dumb, I might be a fl4shlight

by fl4shlight July 26, 2003

fleshlight sex

having sex with a fleshlight lol

have you heard about this?
what is it?
fleshlight sex
cool

by ILIKETOFUCKFLESHLIGHTS May 9, 2018

flashtights

When the sun beams down on your leggings/tights and everything underneath is completely visible.

Oh no, Baby, what is you doing? You have flashtights.

by Rkw0220 July 6, 2018

Fleshlight Orgy

When you gather 5 or more Fleshlights together and have masturbate with them all in one session!

While Shaun's wife was away, he rounded up a bunch of fleshlights and got busy in the living room. He had so many he fingered, licked and fucked until the tank was dry and he could GlurbleFluckering no more!

It was a successful Fleshlight Orgy

by PoOpa FoOker February 13, 2021