Flakes

People who can't commit to anything.

Those damn council workers; they're such flakes.

by ansionnachcliste March 15, 2011

flake

n. - someone who is unreliable.

we knew chris wouldn't show up 'cuz he's a flake.

by baron S August 21, 2005

the flake

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

by rion1987 May 22, 2014

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

fakeration

When someone says something knowing it is not true.

"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."

by NickDubious December 17, 2008

flamer

they're not just out of the closet, they're out in the middle of the damn street humping a telephone pole.

Why the hell did we just lose power?

...ooh, nevermind... flamer

by livil January 19, 2011

flamer

1. An outgoing homosexual, who is very open with his gayity.
2. A person who constantly starts fights on forums or message boards. Usually with many vilgar statements, and outright lies.

"That guy is ALWAYS insulting my posts, no matter what! He's such a damn flamer!"

by Felicia January 31, 2003