Finch

man of my dreams

"hes baby" "who?" "finch"

by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019

Ricki Finch

A really scary guy who wobbles a lot. Mocked by a few people but once you get to know him, he is not so bad. He can sometimes get work done late and can sense a lie from a mile away.

Ricki Finch wobbled away

by Lisksjuej January 28, 2018

Finch

A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.

" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."

by FirmTits October 2, 2018

finch

lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.

you're are such a fucking asshole

by mother of problems September 4, 2003

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024

Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025