A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
by Ringtarder June 05, 2022
by The girl coming for you! May 24, 2018
Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.
That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!
by Wulfblood January 10, 2011
Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 02, 2019
Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City
**Does not apply to Manchester City
"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho
- Jose Mourinho
by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020