spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.

Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.

by Katielady317 June 21, 2021

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.

Due to the special financial operation, Russia's economy is in the shitter.

by November 7, 2022

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against dictatorial regimes.

Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.

by November 7, 2022

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against a dictatorial regime.

Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.

by Zipdox November 7, 2022

Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich April 28, 2018